Uh, This is Awkward

If you’ve followed me on this here blog, you know that it’s been rather dormant. That’s because I’ve spent the past year developing a brand new site/blog which just happens to have the same name as this one. Confusing, eh?

If you want to get technical, the new one has a slightly different address:


I would love for you to check it out. My focus will be on self-improvement, and how that applies to me now that I’m a single parent with pre-teen boys.

Thanks for your support over the years!


5 Things You Should Know about the Buying and Selling Apps

I will soon list my house for sale and I’m in the seemingly never-ending phase of clutter-reduction.

Why do I have so much stuff? It’s not entirely my fault. My soon-to-be-ex had a penchant for “collecting” and I have an problem with purging. Truthfully, I should have begun this process years ago, but here we are.

I had heard all kinds of horror stories about Craigslist: getting ripped off or robbed or – even worse – killed! So, I’ve been reluctant to sell off my unwanted items.

But here in the age of shiny, new apps I’ve stumbled upon what looked like a kinder, cleaned-up version of Craigslist. These apps go by clever names like OfferUp, Close5, LetGo, and Wallapop (whatever that means). Some of these apps are downright adorable. Also, helpful! They provide tips and tricks for selling your goods. However, be wary of cuteness. What you’re seeing is really Craigslist Lite. If you want to make some money selling your stuff, here’s what you need to know:

  1. Items for sale are shown based on proximity to your current location, and that’s quite handy if you are a buyer and don’t want to drive an hour to pick up somebody’s old lamp for $20. But if you thought you’d be selling to your neighbors – people you know and trust – you’d be sorely mistaken. The same people who shop on Craigslist are shopping on these apps.
  1. You won’t be able to reach as many people as you can on Craigslist, and that hurts you as a seller when you’re trying to unload your goods. OfferUp has been around the longest and longevity seems to be directly correlated with number of users. If you are a buyer, you’ll be disappointed to see that some of the newer apps haven’t yet caught up with the sellers in your community. If you want that decorative ceramic owl, you may have to travel further than you think to get it.
  1. Just like on Craigslist, prospective buyers are going to low-ball you. I was surprised to learn that people have no shame in offering half the price of what you’ve listed. My advice is to list high, which seems counterintuitive when you’re looking to liquidate. Don’t feel funny about pricing something for more than you think it’s worth; if somebody wants what you own he or she will throw their own number at you based on your posted price. They won’t judge you for price inflation, and who cares if they do?
  1. Be prepared for buyers who just don’t show up. I lost track of how often this happened to me. We had conversations, and set dates, and yet I still waited at home for people who apparently had no qualms about wasting my time. A related tip: don’t mark an item as sold until you have cash in hand.
  1. Now for something positive: It’s nice to be able to get notifications on your phone when someone makes an offer. Also, it’s very easy to sign up, take photos and list. Despite my grumblings, I have sold a handful of items, and I’m relieved to be rid of some of the clutter. And the people who have shown up and paid have been nice and courteous and darn-good customers. You can rate your buyers on the app, and they’ll typically return the favor when you hand out a lot of stars. I don’t know if it matters whether or not you have a high seller-rating, but I’m sure it doesn’t hurt.

So, go forth and sell! Just know that you’ll probably reach more eyeballs on Craigslist, and you need eyeballs to make money. I know that sounds weird, but it’s true. I suppose the apps are likely more useful if you’re a buyer. I’ll remember that when I move into my new home and realize I need to replace all of the stuff I’ve sold.

Do I really want to live without a nose?

What if you’re just going with the flow, living your life in an ordinary (yet comfortable) fashion and something suddenly makes you stop in your tracks?

Okay, maybe it doesn’t happen so suddenly. Perhaps that something has been lurking around the corner, waiting for you to be ready to experience it, and then shows up in a way that completely messes up the natural order of things.

You investigate this “something” because you’re like, “Hey! What is this thing doing here in my life? Did I ask for it? Is it supposed to be here? Am I meant to learn anything from this?”

As soon as you stop to acknowledge it, it kind of hijacks you, takes you hostage. You’re forced to confront it non-stop until you can figure out why it’s there.

Eventually, you begin to understand its reason for being.

And then you’re like, “Oh shit.”

This thing is change. It’s growth. It wants to shake things up and possibly throw debris into your nice, neat comfort zone.

So, then you have to decide: How crucial is this change in the scheme of things? If I pass up this opportunity for growth is that a little like dying? Is there perhaps another way to grow without ruining what’s good right now in my life?

(Warning: Idiom ahead) Do I cut off my nose to spite my face?

The answers to these questions certainly aren’t going to come easily. How do I get to the place where I know I’m on the right path?

The only thing I know for sure is that there’s gonna be a lot more mess, and a helluva lot more debris.

Maybe I don’t have to spite my face, and all that’s required is the courage to see a different reflection.

In the mean time, I’m putting on my flak jacket and heading out into the danger.

Wish me well.

For Realz

I guess this is my way of bringing my “About” page to life, or to simply expand upon it.

My name is Nancy. I am 46, married, and have 6-1/2-year-old twin boys.

This is what I look like as of a couple of days ago:

Here is the avatar I used on Twitter and currently use on Tumblr:

Does it matter what I look like? Maybe not. But the fact I’m showing you lets you know that I’m not afraid to present the real me.

Of course, in the age of photo-editing software it’s commonly known that we do a little tweaking here and there. Change the lighting a bit, enhance the color saturation, or maybe delete a blemish or some dark circles.

But, essentially, it’s still me. The real me.

I’ve made an effort to be as authentic as possible. And that means sharing things my family might not think is appropriate for a middle-aged woman to divulge. I don’t care what people think. I need to expose what’s real in order to get truth back in return.

Not surprisingly, some people are not as truthful.

They’ll use a cartoon character as their avatar on social media networks. Or maybe it’s the photo of someone famous. In this case, everyone knows that’s not who they really are.

But what if you put up a photo of a stranger – someone not recognizable. Perhaps you’ve found this stranger on a stock photo website. You notice there are several photos of this stranger, so you post more. You create a “new” life out of the images of this stranger.

And people respond. They respond positively, with words of adulation. “You’re so gorgeous”, they say, and “You are truly a beautiful person, inside and out.”

Maybe you did this because you are trying to hide from something or someone. Maybe you are in some kind of physical danger. Or, then again, maybe you’re just not so happy with who you are and what you look like. “What’s the harm?” you say. “I’m not hurting anybody.”

I’ll say it. I think you are hurting people, yourself included.

Because the lie can’t continue indefinitely.

Eventually, the people who have grown closer to you will discover the falsities. They’ll feel betrayed. They’ll feel used.

And you? You’re not doing a service to yourself if you can’t present your real self – flaws and all.

You’ll never be able to love who you are if you can’t look at your own image and say, “That’s me.”

I’ve seen this kind of thing happen, in the movies – a documentary called Catfish – and even in my own (relatively large) social media circle.

Come clean. Expose the beautiful person who you are.

You’ll never be happy if you can’t accept your own reality.


That’s my childhood home in Skokie

It didn’t feel very homey. I guess it’s best just to call it a house.

It was a relatively small dwelling on a street that seemed to end just as it was beginning. A typical suburban bi-level house, there was a short flight of stairs up to the second floor and a short flight of stairs down to a room which doesn’t really qualify as a basement (but flooded nonetheless).

These were some tight quarters. But it didn’t feel crowded. We were all in a separate spaces.

Mom, dad, sister and me.

Four silos in a bi-level box.

I imagine there was a time when “togetherness” existed. I look at the many slides my father took with his fancy camera, and I try to piece together the sense of a family. Images of vacations, trips to the zoo and the park. Birthday parties, friends in the backyard playing on the swing set.

I see my mother – a woman whom I admired for her beauty and her artistic talent. There’s my rocket-scientist father – oh, how proud I was of his intelligence, his achievements. I tried so hard to please them, to make them proud. I excelled in school and in musical performance. I felt their pride when I brought home a good report card or played a piece on the piano after having looked at the score only one time.

My sister and I fought like all siblings do. It seemed natural. Normal.

But at some point I began to sense the loneliness. Was it junior high? High school?

If asked to describe a typical family scene during my pre-teen and full-teen years, it would go something like this:

  • Dad is at the computer in the “basement” after a long day of work at an electrical engineering firm on the South Side. He doesn’t communicate with the kids much, and when he does it’s scary. He’s a quiet man with a low tolerance for frustration and a yell so powerfully frightening that he never needs to spank or hit. I rely on him to help me with my math homework (although, when he does, he often raises that scary voice in frustration).
  • Mom is in the kitchen. Preparing food? Maybe. What’s going through her mind? Who knows. My mother became a career woman around the time I turned nine. She completed her English B.A. while we were still young and eventually took a job as an editor. I didn’t see her around the house much, except for in the evenings.  She had a temper, as well. Although it typically manifested as crazed episodes in which she would have a rant and then go to her room and shut the door.
  • Kid sister. Can’t place her in any specific room, but I tried to avoid her. At around age 11 or 12, she developed nervous tics which we would later discover was Tourette’s. Then she started pulling out her own hair. I didn’t know how to relate to her, and I was afraid to ask her about it. I believe I thought I could “catch” what she had.
  • I was probably in my bedroom with the incredibly loud floral wallpaper, trying to write pages of what I suppose was my first attempt at a journal. Purple-lined paper with rounded edges, and I’m going on and on about the painful experience of losing my first boyfriend. He called it quits because I wasn’t able to admit how much I deeply cared for him.

Our family tried to get together once to address the issue of my sister’s tics. All four of us sat together in a family counseling session. I don’t think any of us were there willingly. The meeting ended disastrously, and then we went back home and retreated to our separate spaces.

I don’t believe we ever talked about it again.

What if we had been a family who chose to communicate with each other? Despite our fears and the awkward discomfort of admitting blame and imperfection, what if we had decided to just put it all out there?

Wondering doesn’t change anything, of course.

The best I can do is try to live my present-day life in an honest and open way. To tell people how I’m feeling, even if it makes me vulnerable, even if it’s scary as shit.

I have to do this.

It’s time to break free of the silo.

Skokie, Illinois


Downtown Skokie circa 1975

You may have heard of this town.

It was made famous in 1978 when the Nazi Party wanted to hold a march there.

They wanted to march in Skokie because Skokie used to be populated by a lot of Jews.

It isn’t anymore, and the march didn’t happen.

But that’s not the point.

Skokie is where I was born and raised. I am a Jew. I should have felt at home there. But no one gave me permission to be proud of my heritage.

My parents are also Jewish and were raised with the traditions. But aside from visiting the grandparents or great aunts and uncles during Passover, or lighting candles on Hanukkah, or breaking the “fast” (not that anyone actually fasted) after Yom Kippur (the Day of Guilt), we never really talked about being Jewish.

My dad is a scientist and identified as an atheist. He didn’t want anything to do with the synagogue. Didn’t want to send his kids to Hebrew School, to get confirmed, have a bat mitzvah. My mom? She didn’t want to force her children to do the same stuff her parents made her do. (More on that in another post.)

My best friend was a Lutheran, and her mother was very involved in the church, played the organ there. I used to accompany my friend to her church on Wednesday afternoons because my mom was working and I needed a place to go after school.

I so wanted to be a Christian. I didn’t know what that actually meant, but I could feel the sense of community and belonging my friend felt when she was in that building. (I also wanted a Christmas tree, but what kid doesn’t?).

I used to imagine I was a little blond child with blue eyes. A Christian child. Her name was Suzanne. She was based on a real actress – an adorable, precocious, freckle-faced strawberry blond who appeared in TV movies and in the Sears Catalog.


Suzanne Davidson: Child Actress of the 80.

I even went so far as to deny my religion. I remember that a boy in my third grade class called me a kike. I wasn’t outraged at his remark. I didn’t express anger or call him out on his disgusting remark.

I simply insisted, “I’m not Jewish!”

I knew I was Jewish. But I didn’t know what that meant or if that was a good or a bad thing. It didn’t sound like a good thing to me. In my circle, it made me feel different…like an outsider.

I wasn’t made to feel proud. I wasn’t told about the history of the religion. The only history I got was the story of Anne Frank. That story made me want to be a Jew even less.

I tell this tale not because I believe that religion itself is important in a child’s upbringing. It could be. But it’s also true that many lives are ruined in the name and practice of religion.

However, being a Jew is, culturally, a crucial part of my identity. If you’re brought up a Catholic, and you decide later on you want to renounce Catholicism…that’s okay. You do so based on knowing what the religion is all about, a cumulative understanding of how you did or did not identify with it, and then deciding – based on what you know about the religion and about yourself – that it just doesn’t suit you.

Being a Jew, in and of itself, doesn’t define everything about me. Of course not. But it is a part of me  – a part, apparently, which wasn’t important enough to be discussed in my house, like so many other topics which weren’t discussed. (Once again, a story for another post).

I’m 46 years old, and I still don’t know exactly who I am.  Part of the reason I don’t is that I never really knew who I “was”.  Nobody took the time to introduce me to myself all those years ago.

First Rule of Movie Theater Club is:

Ha ha! There’s no Movie Theater Club!

Well, there probably are movie clubs, in the sense that there are clubs for everything these days. Just look on meetup.com and you’ll find a club to satisfy every interest of yours. Even the bizarre ones.

So, Movie Theater Club doesn’t sound so unusual, but it’s clear that I wouldn’t qualify as a member since I haven’t been to the movie theater in ages! I just don’t seem to have the time – or the patience – to sit for that long. Even if it’s a movie I’ve been looking forward to seeing, I’m already checking my watch after about the first half-hour.

But there was a time when I made an effort to see many movies. I was a bit of a movie snob, only interested in the foreign, documentary, avant-garde, Academy-Award-nominated types of films. That’s when I was single and living in a large city. Avant-garde is certainly more accessible in urban areas.

When I first moved out to the suburbs, I became quite familiar with the land masses known as “movieplexes”. Although it took me a while to get past my citified-snobbery, once I did I grew to appreciate the sheer quantity of options available to me. I could choose from a number of ‘plexes and totally pick and choose just what I wanted from my movie-going experience. And I’m not just talking about movie titles. I mean the actual “crafting” of the movie experience.

So, with that, I present my rules of Movie Theater Club:

  1. First rule: There’s more than one rule of Movie Theater Club; there are several.
  2. Timing is everything. Okay, not everything, but a lot. If you can, go during the week. Even better, go during the week and during the daytime hours. It’s much less crowded at these times which ensures optimal seat selection. Of course, this rule works best for the unemployed. Plus it’s usually cheaper during the day!
  3. Skip the previews. This is kind of like a Timing rule because it requires going against every grain of your punctual being, but who wants to sit through 20 minutes of commercials. Of course, showing up late may post a problem when it comes to the next rule…
  4. You must identify many possible seat locations to guard against: 1) Talkers; 2) Seat-Kickers; 3) Last-minute arrivals who, according to the law of Murphy, sit directly in front of you, talk, and block your view with their large heads; and 4)Inaccessibility to the aisle for sudden bladder emergencies (see Refreshments)
  5. Refreshments. An area where it gets a little tricky. My rule: Walk confidently and carry a big bag. In your big bag, carry your own snacks. Movie theater fare is expensive and unhealthy. Until they can bring down the prices and offer some good trans-fat & HGCS-free options, I say it’s your right to do what’s best for your body and wallet. (Note: please don’t mention my name when you get caught.) But  you may want to buy a large drink so as not to call too much attention to the fact that you’re not carrying a popcorn bag or a tray of nachos. Just remember that large drinks may make easy access to the aisle a priority when choosing seats.
  6. Finally, don’t leave before the end of the credits. Sometimes the director includes some awesome bonus footage there. Plus, it makes you look cool if you stay…like you know someone involved with the film’s production or something.

If you can’t abide by any or all of these rules? Well, I wish you luck. It’s your money. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

And one more thing: NOBODY TALKS ABOUT MOVIE THEATER CLUB! Mainly because I just made it up. But let’s hope they don’t catch on. You don’t want them cashing in on your inside information, do you?